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my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class
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Absolutely adore Grimes, but i still cannot watch her music videos because they are what nightmares are made of.
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Everyone in eurovision is so pretty
They’re really not
6 days ago - 
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3 “When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
SCREAMS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES
NERD JOKE!
ahahahahahaha
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1 week ago - 31
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LOL
I tried to scroll past. I really did.
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when you’re eavesdropping on a conversation and you accidentally laugh
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